Hard to Swallow

I picked up a Reader’s Digest in the grocery store last month and found a very humorous list of anxiety medications for coping with the upheaval in the real estate and the economic gloom we are confronting daily in the media.  Try one of these and see if they don’t leave you feeling a little less blue:
Debtrol
Subprimacare
Delinquedent
Downcyclen
Panix
Greedquil
Feariflu
Defaulta
Forclosen
Colapsin
Scamagan
Defeatra
Corruptol
Banxergon
Castrophex
Hysterian
Stoxadon
Dowoff
Retirelator

Peter Scallion, on mcsweeneys.net