Spring 2011 eNewsletter

Something to Ponder

A friend sent me an email with something she called “Ponderisms” – it’s one of those forwards that circulate endlessly around the internet.  I decided to google the term “ponderism” and found many blogs and websites devoted to classic questions and quotes that when you really ponder over them, makes you wonder… and for sure, gives you food for thought.  Here are a few that I liked.

  • The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
  • All of us could take a lesson from the weather.  It pays no attention to criticism.
  • Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  • How is it one careless match can start a forest fire but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
  • Life is sexually transmitted.
  • I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
  • Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
  • Never take life seriously.  Nobody gets out alive anyway.
  • There are two kinds of pedestrians:  the quick and the dead.
  • Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
  • If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? 
  • If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then wouldn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, drycleaners depressed, and prostitutes delayed?
  • If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
  • At income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words The and IRS together, it spells THEIRS? 

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