Fall 2011 eNewsletter
Funny Signs at Work
A friend who keeps me smiling recently sent me this list of amusing signs….
In a Gynecologists Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout."
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment"
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills."
At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."