Fall 2011 eNewsletter

Funny Signs at Work

 

A friend who keeps me smiling recently sent me this list of amusing signs….

In a Gynecologists Office:  "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout."

At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment"

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills."

At the Electric Company:  "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.  However, if you don't, you will be."

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