April 2009 e-Newsletter

Laughter is an Instant Vacation!

We didn’t go away for spring break but I read a short book called “Laughter is an Instant Vacation” edited by the people at Simple Truths. As I read through it, I found myself laughing first to myself and then out loud. Laughter is good for the soul, probably better than chicken soup. Here are a few of the quotes that made me smile:
“So far on my 30-day diet, I lost 18 days.” - Terry McEntire
“I ask people why they have deer heads on the walls. They always say, ‘Because it’s such a beautiful animal.’ There you go. I think my mother is attractive but I have photographs of her.” – Ellen DeGeneres
“A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.” – Bill Cosby
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have 2 hands?” – Milton Berle
“It’s amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snow blower and vacuum cleaner.” – Ben Bergor
“Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.” – Sam Levinson
“According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two! That means to the average person, if you go to a funeral , you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.” – Jerry Seinfeld
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, you dog is smarter than you.” – Jay Leno
“The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.” – Chi Chi Rodriguez

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