October 2008 e-Newsletter

We All Need to Laugh

You can begin to feel overwhelmed when every time you turn on the TV or open the newspaper, you are bombarded with more bad news. So I decided to look for things that make me smile instead. I ran across an article at http://www.alphadictionary.com/ that did just that.

Several new company mergers have been suggested based on all of those currently taking place, particularly in the financial industry. For instance:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Co merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMM-Good

4. Zippos Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP

6. Gray Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants
 
7. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women will become: Knott NOW
 

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